SUPERFICIAL PLEASURES OF "MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE - ROGUE NATION"

Movies are the best
  1. Ving Rhames' hat collection
    Luther wears a different, nearly identical hat in every scene. The hat is always at PRECISELY a fifteen-degree angle.
  2. Rebecca Ferguson's face
    It's like a painting of a statue of Ingrid Bergman.
  3. Tom Cruise spending the entirety of an extended chase sequence dressed like a recently divorced dad at Margaritaville.
    Self explanatory.
  4. The way Alec Baldwin says "Hunt"
    There's a hard "T" at the end that made me cum every time he dispensed it.
  5. The main villain never speaks above a whisper
    FACT: Whispering villains are always the best. (SEE ALSO: Eddie Redmayne in Jupiter Ascending)
  6. All shots are blocked so as to make no one appear taller than Tom Cruise
    He's always standing closer to the camera than anyone else in frame. It's fascinating.
  7. ... EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE SHOT WHERE THEY TOTALLY MAKE A JOKE OUT OF TOM CRUISE BEING SHORT
    I won't ruin it, but you'll know it when you see it.
  8. It's called "MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE - ROGUE NATION"
    What a delicious fucking title.