1. My best friend for life's face is forever imprinted on my ass
  2. It's a great conversation starter
  3. It's an awesome ice breaker depending on the crowd
  4. Every time I bend over a little to far I can pull a laugh right outta my ass
  5. Explaining that I have a tattoo on my ass is always a touch subject with high school students
  6. At any point in time I could be sitting on @mac sandefur's face
  7. If at any point Mac tragically dies I can easily turn it into a zombie form of his former self
  8. It's a reminder to everyone that when mac was 19 he had a fauxhawk
  9. It brings a new meaning to "bad portrait tattoos"
  10. It is a memory I both cherish and regret all at the same time