Benign Yet Satisfying Things I Do When I'm Feeling Self-destructive
- •Scalding showersThese will burn normal human flesh but I am made of asbestos. You must stay in till you look like a cooked lobster (10-30 min)
- •Too many diet cokesToo>1
- •Reality tv bingesEarly seasons of America's Next Top Model, any season of Face Off or Ink Master. In a pinch I will also watch Aquamarine or Frozen.
- •Not eating as a result of loss of appetitePeace mild sugar addiction. We'll meet again when I'm happier.
- •Or eating only crapBecause ramen noodles, bagel bites and pop tarts are my comfort foods.
- •Drinking early in the day and with consistancyBest way to go is a weak spritzer. Or 5.
- •Go down a Pinterest spiralCause escapism.