How I'm Coming Down from Heinous Traffic

All the traffic today, guys. Out and back, it was next level. So I'm healing. Upon my arrival home, this happened:
  1. Bubble bath with EO lavender bubble bath.
  2. While drinking a can of Ballast Point.
  3. And watching You're the Worst on the laptop perched on my toilet.
    Guys @ayacash is brilliant FYI.
  4. And now having all the raviolis. All the servings. In bed. With a second can of Ballast Point. And more You're the Worst.
    Dear self-driving cars, please come now and solve my commute for me plzkthx.