I'm Halley and Here's What I Believe, Food Edition

Inspired by @LizDawson and her title wave.
  1. I believe sprinkles should be not only on the top of your ice cream, but also function as a base layer.
  2. I believe "herbaceous" is one of the most beautiful words in the English language.
  3. I believe tomatoes are only tasty once cooked into a sauce.
    Otherwise it's just a watery, fleshy, seedy, yucky fruit.
  4. I believe meats are gross unless dry as a bone.
    Juicy meats give me the heebie jeebies. But I'll take a thinly sliced, lean piece of prosciutto any day of the week.
  5. I believe coconut is the superior La Coix flavor.
  6. I believe a 5 o'clock cocktail is civilized.
  7. I believe sugar is destroying us but I also eat cookies for breakfast.
  8. I believe truffles have the sexiest flavor in existence.
    If you don't get this gif get out.