Music I'm Mocked for Liking but Is Fucking Glorious

  1. Phil Collins
    It started with In Your Eyes, it came to full power with the Tarzan soundtrack. Also as a child I was sure he was also Bob Hoskins.
  2. Sade - The Essential Sade
    Makes me think of the movie Hackers and that scene where Angelina Jolie is in a random leather onsie being grouchy and all, "you can't beat my high score, Zero Cool!" I don't know why since Sade is not on that soundtrack.
  3. Sting - Fields of Gold
    This is the soundtrack to my childhood. It is SEMINAL. He is a poet.
  4. Iggy Azalea - ALL OF IT
    Because HAVE YOU LISTENED TO HER SHE IS FABULOUS PERSONIFIED.
  5. Paula Cole - This Fire
    Reminds me of those few weeks right before summer starts when you're in grammar school and it's beautiful out and fuck homework I'm gonna play in a fucking meadow.
  6. Peter Gabriel - but just the song In Your Eyes
    It reminds me of Hanukkah.
  7. Gipsy Kings
    Also straight up soundtracked my youth. Look at those handsome men in their fringe. How could you not embrace them? I bet they smell like leather.