Questions I Have I Don't Ask
- •Does anyone have a trick for getting off a sweaty sports bra? Is this only excruciatingly hard for me?
- •Do people think short people are inherently less elegant bc we were taught at a young age by Lord of the Rings......that hobbits and trolls are less attractive than humans and elves?
- •Does every lady have a super manicured lady area? Even in long term relationships? How?
- •How does one take a flattering photograph? Do you practice a lot in a mirror? CAN SOMEONE TEACH ME.
- •How do you not immediately go back and regret every tweet older than two weeks?I get the same feeling when I read old diary entries as I do when reading old tweets. The anxiety is excruciating. Does everyone just love and accept themselves more than I do?
- •What percentage of people, upon meeting me for the first time, have the urge to lift me (in an entirely non sexual way)?
- •Does everyone get massive food babies by the end of every day? Or is mine more prominent due to my small size/gassiness
- •Who's farting during sex? How many of you?