The 3-point Film Review: (Insert Whatever You Last Saw)

Inherent Vice
  1. 1.
    I have NO idea what happened.
    KDubs shows up at The Dude's place and is all -- I'm in trouble but so glam, then there's a drug conspiracy and Owen Wilson is stuck in topanga and the mafia is taking over Vegas and Jena Malone is sober and then Brolin's got a lot of feelings and eats lots of weed and kind of screws The Dude but in the end they're chill and KDubs returns from nowhere or a boat and everything's way better than before but not really bc of The Dude's actions and she walks on the beach looking even more fabulous.
  2. 2.
    But it was funny and gorgeous and the acting was wonderful.
  3. 3.
    Unfortunately point two didn't ultimately compensate for point one.