Things I Hate About LA (No Mean Shit!)

It's growing on me!
  1. Traffic is so gnarly I never make social plans and thus have not yet bonded with @sophia to the level I intend
  2. No rain
    When it rains I feel less like a goober for lighting candles and listening to jazz in my office before work.
  3. Traffic
    WTF THOUGH SERIOUSLY
  4. My NY pals aren't here
  5. The way driving has kept me from drinking much socially
    Don't talk to me about uber. I live on the west side and am not made of money. Also I hate the odd obligation I feel to kibitz with taxi drivers.
  6. Delivery is not nearly such a thing here
    I don't want to put on pants. Don't make me.