You Should Never Watch the Robert Downey Jr. Movie, the Judge, if You Have a Distaste For...

  1. Manipulative Bon Iver
  2. Incest
    It's PG and they're very casual about it BUT THEY SHOULDN'T BE
  3. Vomiting on screen
    I counted 5 times, but don't hold me to that since I covered my eyes every time someone began to retch
  4. Cancer
    Colon, to be specific.
  5. (This movie may be very good, I couldn't tell, BECAUSE IT CONTAINED EVERYTHING I HATE)
  6. Hey, you know what this movie was missing? Nazis.