Feelings That Come Up After a Breakup

  1. 1.
    Ooooowwwww!
  2. 2.
    It's cuz I'm fat, isn't it?
  3. 3.
    How effing DARE you not love me!
  4. 4.
    Of course, it's a miracle you even pretended to love me to begin with
  5. 5.
    Can we just have some of that great sex one more time.....?