Great Things About Dogs

  1. 1.
    Free entertainment
  2. 2.
    They will do pretty much whatever you train them to do.
  3. 3.
    Noises made whilst rough housing.
  4. 4.
    That cock headed look they give you when you fart
  5. 5.
    Thieves don't like attention so a barking dog is way cheaper than alarm system