Things I wish...
- •I wishthat for every negative political post that gets posted on social media, someone of the opposite party got a pony.
- •I wishthe TARDIS was real.
- •I wishthat eating blueberry pie actually burned more calories than it contains.
- •I wishthat cars could run on politicians' hot air and expelled jelly beans for exhaust.
- •I wishjelly beans cured cancer.
- •I wishI had those magic nails from Total Recall.
- •I wishmy cell phone battery recharged by me using it.
- •I wishI could record the memories in my head as I experience them.
- •I wisheach time I got a zit, I also got a week of paid vacation.
- •I wishthat every unpunished rapist suddenly found themselves with an inability to lie along with an insatiable need to scream out loud what they had done any time another person is near them.