On Reading an Actual Book

I've read eBooks for about 12 years now. I've forgotten what it's like to read an actual book.
  1. OMG, I have to manually turn pages.
  2. This thing is seriously awkward to hold
  3. Shit, it doesn't lie flat. How do I read while I'm brushing my teeth?!
  4. Sigh. I don't have bookmarks anymore.
  5. Oh hell. The scrap of paper I was using as a bookmark fell out.
  6. It doesn't fit into my bag like my Kindle.
  7. Ah man. I can't have it read to me while I knit.