NO, THANK YOU

  1. "Would you like some of this chicken the security guard at American Apparel brought in from home?"
    No, thank you.
  2. "Would you like to see a magic trick?" - fellow passenger, transatlantic flight, moments after take off.
    No, thank you.
  3. "Were you in one of the pop punk bands on the Paramore Cruise?"
    No, thank you.
  4. "Would you like to buy some trousers?" - stranger, curry house, Manchester UK.
    No, thank you.