1. I'm not marriage material, just have fun.
  2. Wait, am I marriage material?
  3. Did I shave my back?
  4. I bet my spouse would shave my back.
  5. It's weekends like these that make it clear why I need my anti-depressants.
  6. Ugh, feelings.
  7. I wonder what his Google search history says about him?
  8. Fuck, I didn't shave my back.
  9. It's cool, he's leaving to go home, I'll be fine.
  10. *6 hours later* I probably should shower.
  11. *8 hours later* Who am I?!
  12. *10 hours later* It's cool to cry.
  13. *a day later* Fine feelings, YOU WIN