WHEN COTTONELLE FRESH CARE FLUSHABLE WIPES SAVED THE DAY

  1. That time I hooked up with a guy with less than 10% body fat.
  2. That time I was a sweaty mess stuck at Penn Station and needed to feel pretty.
  3. That time I hooked up with a guy in the garbage room of his apartment building.
  4. That time I had an accident during Guardians of the Galaxy.
  5. That time I learned they can double as hand-wipes after touching a sticky subway pole.
  6. Every time I'm at the gay bar and wonder why they don't have them available right next to condoms and lube.
  7. Once at In & Out Burger.