HEY WHERE DID YOU GO AND WHY?
- •J -
- •I can assure you, where I've been is pretty boring.
- •I'd rather tell you where I am.
- •I'm at dinner, alone, reading "All the Pretty Horses" and eating fried Brussels sprouts with salmon chorizo and duck breast ramen.
- •It's been a really great day.
- •Thank you for requesting this list, and thank you for not caring that I sort of (absolutely) hijacked it.
- •I've got 13 lists saved to drafts and, like, a zillion *hilarious* GIF-based lists just waiting to come together and be posted.
- •You better like all of them.