THINGS I WOULD TELL MY BIOLOGICAL FATHER IF I EVER GOT TO MEET HIM

  1. 1.
    You've got something stuck in your teeth.
  2. 2.
    More to the left.
  3. 3.
    My left.
  4. 4.
    No, I mean, your left. Sorry.
  5. 5.
    Aaaah! You're so close!
  6. 6.
    Yep, you got it.