THINGS THAT MAKE ME FEEL LIKE AN ADULT

  1. Carrying a mug of tea with me in my car
  2. Making a dinner reservation after 8 pm
  3. Taking vitamins
  4. Sending money to my little brother for no reason
  5. Finding David Spade attractive
  6. Valuing a 401(k) match over a company-sponsored happy hour
  7. Going to bed without brushing my teeth