Things I never thought I'd say
... Until I had kids.
- •No you can't eat grass.
- •You can't stick that up the dog's butt.
- •Get your hands out of your pants.
- •Do not play with your food.No, its not just a smart ass thing to say to your friends from time to time. Who knew?
- •No playing "mountain climber" on the stairs.
- •You can climb on the car, just don't jump in the sunroof.Specific, but I've said it no less than 10 times this past year.Suggested by @ameliaville