WHEN YOUR MOM VISITS AND YOU WORK THE WHOLE TIME

  1. Get her upgraded to a suite at the sunset Tower #jeffkleinrules
  2. Make her eat every meal at Jon & Vinny's
  3. Put your arm around her and smile a lot
  4. Keep feeding her food so she doesn't worry. And lemonade. And lattes.
  5. Ask her if you look tired, because people say you look great and when she's the first person who is honest and says you look exhausted hug her (want to punch her hard jkjkjkjk)
  6. Show her your new pad for 45 minutes between lunch and dinner
  7. Make her take your wedding dress to Nyc like a drug mule
  8. Engage in some real "HJ divorce" talk cause she needs it
  9. I LOVE YOU MOM