1. Put someone on text ice
  2. Wondering how much effect this text ice will have
  3. Wishing I had been in bed at 8:30pm and already asleep
  4. Thinking about shaved ice
  5. Thinking about staying home for 7 days straight
  6. And how that's not going to happen
  7. Polka dot skirt with those boots?
  8. #inviteyourhotsinglefriends #poolparty
  9. Sentences from emails turned into hashtags
  10. Blah blah BlAh
  11. Truffle butter stuck in my head