WINES THAT BUMP AND GRIND
Hopefully you're sleeping with someone who's smell and lips get the party started. IF NOT these will help:
- •First of all: Give it up for R Kelly.In high school I gave my stepdad the box set of trapped in the closet for Christmas because he heard the song happy people and played it on repeat between Barry white songs- I thought it was kind of a baller/ dick move to the guy who just moved into my moms house. For real tho, Charlie is the best and I have since apologized. And got him a Barbour coat. SO ALL GOOD.
- •NV guy larmandier grand cru champagne from a small area called Cramant IN champagne.This ain't no blend all the grapes from all over into a shitty bottle of Veuve. this is the truth. #noheadaches
- •2011 Saumur Blanc, Breze, Monopole, GuiberteauMellifluous. Hold me at ransom
- •2013 Morgon, Cotes du Py, Jean Foillard
- •2006 Beaune 1er cru, Les Airgots, MugneretThis is serious. Like eye contact.
- •2008 Bourgogne blanc, Coche-duryAll we gots to say is that Coche baby. (Pronounced co-shhhhh)
- •2013 Lieu Dit Rose OR 2013 Scribe roseNot only are these fucking delicious, they are both made by totally HOT wine makers. Lieu Dit is made by a blue eyed bandito who always calls me girl, and let's be honest- scribe is just like a cult led by the super cute - wine maker- brothers... So I guess for the men or women out there out there, buy these bottles, print out photos of the wine makers, tape to the bottle and let the aphrodisiac sink in?
- •SO MANY MORE in the wine store....📡📞📷⌛️