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- •Wait in line at the DMV instead of using the kioskS
- •Drink soda regularly...wtf it's candy why did nobody ever make that clear to me
- •Sleep without a sleep mask
- •First of all I'd sleep with a teacher
- •Befriend all the theatre kids
- •Skip more class
- •It's cheaper
- •No talk just instant solutions
- •Generic brand works just as well...Pinterest quotes ain't no substitute for professional docs
- •@lenadunham although I do tend to get stressed and panicky when I see that it's only been a day and she's got 3-5 new posts...I spend anywhere from 5-12 minutes thoughtfully analyzing her new shit
- •Beyoncé...bc a) isn't it obvious and b) to pay my respects as a loyal peasant in her kingdom
- •Bill Simmons...as in the man behind Grantland. I don't know a single thing about sports but he is the hottest dad I've ever seen..Fred? George? Can I get a love potion?