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  1. Wait in line at the DMV instead of using the kioskS
  2. Drink soda regularly...wtf it's candy why did nobody ever make that clear to me
  3. Sleep without a sleep mask
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  1. First of all I'd sleep with a teacher
  2. Befriend all the theatre kids
  3. Skip more class
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  1. Tumblr
  2. Foot stools
  3. Economics
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  1. It's cheaper
  2. No talk just instant solutions
  3. Generic brand works just as well...Pinterest quotes ain't no substitute for professional docs
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  1. Minnie Mouse
  2. Cat
  3. Native American
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  1. @lenadunham although I do tend to get stressed and panicky when I see that it's only been a day and she's got 3-5 new posts...I spend anywhere from 5-12 minutes thoughtfully analyzing her new shit
  2. Beyoncé...bc a) isn't it obvious and b) to pay my respects as a loyal peasant in her kingdom
  3. Bill Simmons...as in the man behind Grantland. I don't know a single thing about sports but he is the hottest dad I've ever seen..Fred? George? Can I get a love potion?
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