Stupid questions people from the East Coast ask of those from the Midwest (I've heard them all!):
Here are a few, but there could be more:
- •What do you do out there?Really?
- •I have a friend who lives (100, 200, 400 miles or more from where I grew up)...do you know her?To be nice, because people from the Midwest are, I might ask what their friend looks like, and then say regretfully, "no." Nice of me, huh?
- •Did you grow up on a farm?No, did you? Or, do you simply (pun intended) think the Midwest is comprised solely of farms?
- •How often do you use the word lollygag?Um, never. See 1derpuppy's list!