Here are a few, but there could be more:
  1. What do you do out there?
  2. I have a friend who lives (100, 200, 400 miles or more from where I grew up) you know her?
    To be nice, because people from the Midwest are, I might ask what their friend looks like, and then say regretfully, "no." Nice of me, huh?
  3. Did you grow up on a farm?
    No, did you? Or, do you simply (pun intended) think the Midwest is comprised solely of farms?
  4. How often do you use the word lollygag?
    Um, never. See 1derpuppy's list!