THOUGHTS I HAVE AT THE AIRPORT

I've been flying all my life. These are some of the thoughts I have while making my way through the airport. What are yours??
  1. Where is the closest Starbucks?
  2. Are people stupid?
  3. Don't fuck with TSA
  4. Uhh what does TSA stand for?
  5. Hudson News is the only store that matters
  6. Oo hot guy on my plane
  7. Are we there yet?
  8. Dear suitcase please don't be over 50lbs
  9. People clearly don't fly often or know how to operate an airport
  10. OMG small child- please don't cry you lil cutie
  11. GET OUT IF MY WAY