STUFF I THINK ABOUT ONLY WHILE IM AT AN AIRPORT

  1. All flight crew have, essentially, the exact same luggage.
  2. Traveling with children who can't carry their own shit looks awful.
  3. How can you bring a skateboard as a carry-on?
  4. Every single person is on their phone.
  5. Who leases more space inside of airports: TGI Fridays or Chilis?
  6. Kids have so much stuff.
  7. No one listens to announcements.
  8. Moving sidewalks should be much more common in the real world.
  9. Too many people wear sandals when they travel. Isn't that dangerous?
  10. Airports have a much higher concentration of people drinking vs sober people.
  11. Old people have the craziest iPhone cases.