THINGS I DONT TRUST

  1. Adults with dirty backpacks
  2. Dogs meeting one another for the first time
  3. Anyone wearing those old headphone radios
  4. People that ask if there is a pay phone
  5. Teenage drivers
  6. Anything sugar-free
  7. Prepackaged hard boiled eggs
  8. Flash mobs
  9. Anyone with in-ear Bluetooth devices
  10. When someone claims they are "good at" karaoke
  11. Brightly painted restaurants
  12. Water from airplane bathroom faucets
  13. Goatees
  14. "Hole-in-the-wall" sushi joints
  15. Bacardi 151
  16. Matt Lauer