THINGS I HAVE DONE WHILE LEGALLY DRUNK

  1. Served on a jury
  2. Registered for wedding gifts
  3. Rearranged living room furniture
  4. Bought a laser star projector on Amazon
  5. Watched Congo
  6. Had a 3 course dinner from 7/11
  7. Agreed to a time share
  8. Signed up for 6am boot camp
  9. Hung pictures
  10. Ordered pizza, twice