THINGS IVE NEVER SAID:

  1. "I wish I had a genuine relationship like they have on The Bachelor."
  2. "That's too much ranch dressing."
  3. "Sure, I'm happy to come to the West Side."
  4. "Ugh. Netflix is useless!"
  5. "Mr. Uber Driver, please turn off the A/C."
  6. "I'm pretty toned."
  7. "I want to wake up earlier."
  8. "Please, no ice!"
  9. "I want twins!"
  10. "I'll have the fruit bowl instead of fries."