These are just a few ideas to put out there in the universe to help boost his appeal.
  1. The neighborhood tabby cat
  2. Ricki Lake
  3. Anyone who goes duck hunting
  4. The vice principal of your high school
  5. Gary Busey
  6. That asshole cop who gave you a speeding ticket
  7. William Baldwin
  8. The lesser known Jonas brother (aka The Bonus Jonas)
  9. Gordon Ramsey
  10. The last person that rented a DVD of American Sniper from Red Box