1. Have a yacht
  2. Have snorted more than 7 lines of cocaine in one sitting
  3. Have a presidential campaign
  4. Have a dishwasher with drawers
  5. Own a private beach
  6. Buy a 14k gold apple watch
  7. Have never heard of Uber
  8. Even know what Capital Gains Tax is
  9. Own a fridge with a TV
  10. Have a daughter that's enrolled in dressage lessons with her horse
  11. You understand the Dow Industrial