WHAT I WANTED TO BE GROWING UP, CHRONOLOGICALLY

I had a strange childhood
  1. The person that trained the dinosaurs for the movies (age 5)
  2. A stripper (age 7)
  3. A doctor (age 8)
  4. A veterinarian (age 11)
  5. A teacher (age 11)
  6. A microbiologist (age 13)
  7. A singer song writer (age 14)
  8. A writer (age 18)
  9. A potato (current)