MOST BEARABLE THINGS ABOUT LIVING IN A WINTER STATE

  1. Starbucks baristas are more likely to make you a Christmas drink in March if you ask nicely
  2. Only the brave drive
  3. ... So no one is on the road.
  4. You get to make your own parking spots
  5. Schools actually plan for snow days so you are never going to school in June
  6. Show choir gets canceled
  7. Sometimes you can make a cute snowman