THINGS THE 8 YR OLD I WATCH HAS SAID TO ME
- •"Justin Bieber has killed a lot of people"
- •"I don't want to vote I just want to go to these parties you're talking about" - after I explained voting and rep/dem parties to her
- •"My swimming teacher is so hot I want to order him in a box"
- •"Oh just get over it" - when I told her she needs to stop telling me to marry her 15 year old neighbor
- •"I don't understand why you haven't been able to contact Taylor Swift"
- •"You're legally allowed to trick or treat until you're 137"
- •"Can you marry someone and have a baby already I'm tired of my brother"