1. "Justin Bieber has killed a lot of people"
  2. "I don't want to vote I just want to go to these parties you're talking about" - after I explained voting and rep/dem parties to her
  3. "My swimming teacher is so hot I want to order him in a box"
  4. "Oh just get over it" - when I told her she needs to stop telling me to marry her 15 year old neighbor
  5. "I don't understand why you haven't been able to contact Taylor Swift"
  6. "You're legally allowed to trick or treat until you're 137"
  7. "Can you marry someone and have a baby already I'm tired of my brother"