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A refresher for singles in their 30's. An educational aid for 20somethings from an elder.
  1. An "I know what I want" declaration
    Walter Peyton once said "if you're good, you tell everyone you're good. If you're great, they tell you." A lengthy diatribe about how you deserve a guy with manners and a great career seems like you're trying to convince yourself you're above dating bros, not us.
  2. The middle finger photo
    It was mildly cool when Johnny Cash did it on a poster in your college dorm. This weak attempt at bad assery not only looks tame, but it tells us that your standard for coolness equals that of a middle schooler, so what else is immature about you?
  3. Compliment bait in photo descriptions
    If you think you're the only person who spends a ridiculous amount of time curating which pictures of you exist in the Internet, then just close this app and put your head down on your desk. If you truly thought you were a "chunky munky" in that size 2 bikini photo, you wouldn't have put it on a site intended to attract suitors, so don't write that blatant attempt at self esteem boosting from strangers in the photo's caption.
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