Why having allergies could be a good thing

  1. You may be allergic to the person wearing it
  2. If you have food allergies your will never need lip injections
  3. You have an excuse to not eat anything that's seafood
  4. You have a reason to have someone else do your laundry
  5. You get a fancy wrist band at the hospital
  6. All your doctors treat you like your special if you have a latex allergy
  7. Guys find it kind of hot if you cant use condoms....latex ones anyway
  8. You can have red colored skin for a few days gets you out of work.