BOARD GAMES OF MY CHILDHOOD

It was about bonding.
  1. Sorry - I.e. How to get your family and friends to hate you.
  2. Monopoly - no, wait. This one is how to get your family and friends to hate you.
  3. Parcheesi - when you are bored of Monopoly. Your family is gonna hate you so be warned.
  4. Life - is this even a game?
  5. Mousetrap - nice job dumbass. You knocked over the traps.
  6. Risk. Sweet lord can we finish one game without you quitting? Grow up.
  7. Clue - clue? Get a clue. Why can't we just watch tv like everyone else. I hate all of you.
  8. Yahtzee - roll a 4 you son of a bitch. Aaaaa! I hate these freaking dice. His dice are better.
  9. Fine. We give up. Go play Mario with your friends.