Some of these probably already exist, but I don't know about it.
  1. The life of the lone salesman that works in the mall mattress store.
  2. Zen and the art of Starbucks barista-ing.
  3. Autobiography of a crack/meth addict that is still addicted. I don't want redemption. I want realism.
  4. Fiction about some sort of post-apocalyptic society involving zombies. I've been looking everywhere and it doesn't exist!
  5. Idiot's guide to removing stickers off book covers. Preferably covered in stickers for practice.
  6. Hardbound book of old real estate listings. Probably a coffee table art book.