SIGNS YOU'RE OLD
There are lots of 80 year olds on this app that are gonna love this.
- •You remember when Jon Arbuckle was funny.
- •You remember when Fatty Arbuckle was funny.
- •Have ever repaired a carburetor.
- •The 4:00 early bird dinner special seems like a pretty sweet deal.
- •Door to door salesman still on your resume.
- •Right under telephone switchboard operator.
- •Thinking of buying an adjustable bed.
- •Only tennis balls you own are on the feet of your new walker.
- •Keep a jar of hard candy on the living room table. Mostly decorative.
- •Can't remember what you ate for breakfast.
- •Can't remember if you ate breakfast period.
- •You no longer catch the eye of the newest residents at your nursing home.