Goddamnit, These Tire Bolts Just Won't Budge!

  1. No, I won't lower my voice, Carol, I'm trying to fix this damn tire!
  2. Oh, just "call AAA." Like I have a magical, radio phone in my pocket where I can just call AAA from way out in the middle of nowhere.
  3. Well, great, now the white walls are all cracked!
  4. Christopher, back in the car!
  5. C'mon you commie bastarrrrd! BUDGE!
  6. FIZZLESTICKS!! That was my thumb!
  7. Christopher!
  8. There we go, there we goooooo...
  9. Voila!
  10. Alright, Christopher, hop out to the trunk and fetch your ol' dad the donut.
  11. YOU *MOVED* IT TO MAKE ROOM FOR THE GROCERIES!? YES, CAROL, I AM VERY UPSET!