Some Things You Dames Sure Are Lucky You Don't Have to Deal With.

Don't bother yourselves, sweethearts.
  1. 1.
    Changing Tires
    Aw nuts, don't worry about bolts! Call AAA!
  2. 2.
    Doing Taxes
    Very cute. Here's your allowance, honey.
  3. 3.
    Mowing the Lawn
    Just have a cold one waiting, Toots!
  4. 4.
    War
    We're the Greatest Generation, dammit.
  5. 5.
    Our Son's Pornography Addiction
    Boys will be boys. You could stand to take a page from that book, hun.
  6. 6.
    The Washington Senators
    These darn bums, I swear!