Don't bother yourselves, sweethearts.
  1. Changing Tires
    Aw nuts, don't worry about bolts! Call AAA!
  2. Doing Taxes
    Very cute. Here's your allowance, honey.
  3. Mowing the Lawn
    Just have a cold one waiting, Toots!
  4. War
    We're the Greatest Generation, dammit.
  5. Our Son's Pornography Addiction
    Boys will be boys. You could stand to take a page from that book, hun.
  6. The Washington Senators
    These darn bums, I swear!