That Dog Ran Through the Goddamned Leaf Pile Again.

  1. Carol!
  2. CAROLLLL!
  3. Would you please DO SOMETHING with this dog?
  4. He ran right through the leaf pile I've been raking for half of an hour.
  5. I don't CARE if he's just a puppy. He's messing up my leaf pile.
  6. Oh, by all means, come on out and rake these leaves yourself if it's not such a big deal!
  7. I WAS ONLY KIDDING. It's my job, I'll rake. Just keep that dog away from my business.
  8. Oh, and he smells like skunk.