That Dog Ran Through the Goddamned Leaf Pile Again.
- •Would you please DO SOMETHING with this dog?
- •He ran right through the leaf pile I've been raking for half of an hour.
- •I don't CARE if he's just a puppy. He's messing up my leaf pile.
- •Oh, by all means, come on out and rake these leaves yourself if it's not such a big deal!
- •I WAS ONLY KIDDING. It's my job, I'll rake. Just keep that dog away from my business.
- •Oh, and he smells like skunk.