THINGS I LOSE ON A REGULAR BASIS

  1. Sunglasses
    Luckily I consistently find sunglasses in the world so it's kind of a "circle of life" situation.
  2. Headphones
    And this sucks because earbuds are so expensive. The good news is they're always hiding in one of my pockets so once I've lost all ten pairs that I own, I do a little spring cleaning and typically get them all back.
  3. Socks
    The distance from my laundry hamper to the washing machine is tiny. What is happening?
  4. Wifi in my Apartment
    It's 2015, come on!