1. Jell-o sidewalks
  2. Free Pop Tarts delivered whenever you want them
  3. Dogs live forever
  4. Chocolate milk is good for you
  5. Super heroes exist and rid the world of evil
  6. Junk food is good for you
  7. Listening to music really loud is encouraged and won't damage your ear drums
  8. Everyone has food and water and chocolate
  9. Helium balloons are an appropriate form of travel
  10. Time travel is a thing
  11. Everyone gets treated equally.