Thought process when getting shampoo in my eyes.
A traumatic experience documented.
- •Mmmm my hair is going to smell like raspberry and sunshine.Bottle descriptions lie.
- •Um...The slow realization that I've opened my eyes before rinsing it all out.
- •Sweet shit what is this made of?Acid. It's acid isn't it!???
- •Oh my god it burns. Ohhhhhh what the fuck!!!!!!This can't be legal ingredients.
- •This is bad. This is really really bad.Panic has kicked in completely.
- •I wonder what my guide dogs name will be?I'll name him "Help" so when I'm panicked he will come running. Good idea Harry.
- •Wait.. Wait... The sting is leaving.. Have I died?Resigning to the fact that I'm probably ascending to heaven.
- •I can see.... The pain has gone.I'm either dead or a hypochondriac.