BEST THINGS MY ALMOST 4YR OLD DID TODAY

  1. Poured "a little bit" of syrup on his yogurt snack all by himself when I looked away for literally 5 seconds.
  2. Kissed his sister's feet to make her smile when she was losing her shit.
  3. Stood on his dad's head "just one time" before bed.
  4. Gave a badass Blue Steel in his school pic
  5. Pretended his trampoline was an ocean and that he was thrashing with a shark.