Games in This Random Hotel Game Room, Ranked

Worst to best. I'm not including the pool table.
  1. 1.
    Acme Crane Company
    $1.00 for shit you ain't gonna win? No thanks.
  2. 2.
    Toy Taxi
    The fuck are these shitty ass balls? It's play til you win, so some credit there, but these balls ain't worth the dollar to play.
  3. 3.
    Boxer
    Would rank higher but I hurt my wrist on my first punch.
  4. 4.
    Candy Crane
    The classic play till you win, but the candy selection is mediocre and, based off of the single Tootsie Roll I pulled, possibly stale.
  5. 5.
    The Fast and The Furious Drift
    A racing game with no option to play against a buddy? Based off of one of the weakest F&F movies? Not bad, but room for improvement remains.
  6. 6.
    Air Hockey
    What's there to say?
  7. 7.
    Terminator Salvation
    Movie is trash but this modern arcade stalwart can't be beat. Get a buddy and have a rip roaring good time.
  8. 8.
    The Challenger
    $1 Play till you win for collectible rubber ducks? Much more fun and collectible than those shitty balls, with a more rewarding challenge than the Candy Crane (not always easy to pull the duck you want). Come for the fun, leave with a fun souvenir.