THINGS I DID TO GET RID OF POST BABY BELLY INSTEAD OF ACTUAL EXERCISE

  1. Drank body weight in coffee
  2. Decided to stop eating cheese
  3. Decided to stop eating soft cheeses
  4. Decided to only stop eating Boursin
  5. Ate anyway
  6. Smoked entire pack of cigarettes
  7. Bought more disco pants to cram stomach into
  8. Bought them in black to be more flattering
  9. Spent a lot more time sat with baby on lap to camouflage tummy
  10. Alternatively, used cat instead
  11. Stuffed milk engorged boobs into push up bra as a dicversio